I will not deny it. I like and rather enjoy to procrastinate. Then I get reeeeeaaallly mad at myself for doing so. But oh yes, while said procrastination is transpiring, I do enjoy it very much. A few things cause me to scamper in the land of avoiding things to be done much more than others.
Gossip Girl: I hate that I love it. I do. I really do. But I can’t HELP it. I am so behind. My sister yelled at me for not watching it and let me borrow season 1. She actually shrieked in disbelief and dismay. So I started watching it, thinking man I’m going to hate this crap. Well I didn’t I love it. I was staying up until 1:30 am on weeknights. Avoiding friends and reading assignments. Kicking people out of my apartment so I could watch it. I bought season 2. I googled cast members and searched for spoilers. I begged people to ruin episodes for me. I am now in love with Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick, and Chace Crawford. I want my hair to look like Blake Lively’s. I am a loser.
Crime shows: I see the crime at the beginning and I’m hooked. I MUST see what happens. And Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds is HOT so that doesn’t hurt either.
Piles of Magazines: I subscribe to a bunch. Anita subscribes to even more. We share. Thus, I almost always have a to read pile of magazines. Every time I walk in the room, I see them. I know I must read them. And sure, why not I’ll read Interview, Cosmo, and Newsweek instead of doing homework. I am expanding my brain after all.
Petfinder: Why. Why do I do this to myself. I want a dog. An unruly, curly, silly, disheveled dog. I can’t have one in my apartment. And as much as I love my cats Coco Chanel Obama Kirk and Brona Jordan Balboa, I want a little pal to take the park. So until I move a place where I can have one, I torture myself for hours on petfinder.com and various other animal shelter sites.
Real Estate: I found my dream house. It’s on the corner of Lake and Nicholson. It’s only $1.7 million. I like to look at it online. I also like looking at houses I can afford. And hours get sucked away like nothing because I have to over anaylze everything. I feel bad for whoever is my first real estate agent. They are going to have their hands full.
Sports: Especially basketball. I am a part-time unpaid NBA expert. I must know everything. EVERYTHING being said. I know all the nerdy websites, the gossip sites, and the stat sites. I check them all. I now have NBA ticket. People come to me for answers and explanations. People joke and say I have an in with GM’s. I am NEVER scooped on Cleveland sports news ever. Friends and family try so hard to scoop me, but it is impossible. I am the best person to watch or go to a game with. Not only am I fun and loud, I also know what I am talking about. Yes I have a foul mouth. But up in my Loudville season tickets at The Q, it doesn’t matter. GO CAVS.
So if I don’t call you back one of these things may be the reason why. If I don’t update this blog enough. See above.
